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My next door neighbor is one of those guys who is always planning some crazy get-rich-quick scheme.  You know the type.  They put more effort into creating some invention that will never work instead of concentrating on finding a job.  Yesterday I heard this awful noise coming from his garage and of course I had to see what he was up to now.  I entered the garage and found him cutting a length of copper tubing into smaller sections with a circular saw.  When he realized I had come into the garage, he quickly turned off the saw and covered up an object sitting on his workbench.  I asked what he was doing and he replied that he was working on a new invention that would make him a millionaire.  He had already applied for a patent.  It had not been issued yet, but was Patent Pending.  All I could do was shake my head and walk away.